Adobe Updaters

Dear Microsoft,

Will you please buy Adobe, too?
We are sick and tired of their separate updaters already.

Yours,
PC Users.
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Dear Adobe,

I don't believe you need to place Adobe Reader's shortcut on my desktop every time.
If you run a survey you'll probably discover that people just double-click PDFs, not go the way of "Show Desktop, Run Reader, Find Documents to read".

Yours,
Sergey Zak